I’ve watched Markiplier’s play through and decided to give it a go myself.
Five Nights At Freddy’s is tense as hell.
SPOILERS TO FOLLOW!!!!!!!!!
Run down: So you’re playing a night watchman at a Chuck-E-Cheese type place called Freddy’s. At night the animatronic band that is usually found on stage animates itself, wanders around, and stuffs any human it can find into an animatronic suit (which means you get smushed up in there if this happens to you and your eyes and teeth are the only things left of you). You get warnings from a guy who worked there previously in the form of voicemail messages.
The goal? Survive five nights at Freddy’s.
I expected nothing to happen on the first night, but it turned out that Foxy was actually coming out of his curtain on that night, which made me overly paranoid. Despite psyching myself up for the first night, and watching the Let’s Plays, I found that I was not prepared for this. Not at all…..
The lights went out on night two. I only just survived. It was the first time I had ever cheered so loud in a long time. (I hadn’t cheered this loud since killing the Ruby and Emerald Weapons in ‘Final Fantasy VII’, and defeating Ultima and Omega weapon in ‘Final Fantasy VIII’)
I’m currently on Night Three.My friend (who is terrified of horror games) is hiding behind a pillow. No one wants to risk going on Night three. Not after that close call.
My game play usually goes thusly:
"WHY ARE THERE TWO OF YOU OFF THE STAGE ALREADY???"
"Fuck off, Foxy. Seriously. Fuck right off!!!"
"Do I keep checking the cameras or are the lights more effecti - AGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK DOOR DOOR!!!!!"
"Where are you??? WHERE IS IT???"
"nonononnononnononnononno!!! No! THAT IS NOT OKAY!!"
"………………I wanna cosplay Foxy. I mean it would look so co —- NO NO NO!! FUCK OFF BACK DOWN THAT HALLWAY, YOU BASTARD!!!!!"
Boyf: Do you want a drink? Me: I DON’T HAVE TIME TO DRINK!!!!! POUR THAT SHIT IN MY MOUTH!!! IF I TAKE A SINGLE HAND OFF THE MOUSE AND TOUCH PAD I AM SO FUCKING DEAD!!!!
There should be a master list of quotes from this game. I’d like to think that mine are humorous, but I’m sure that you can find better (and funnier) play through quotes from just Markiplier’s video alone.
Markiplier inspired me. I simply carried on the torch here. I agree with him. It’s truly terrifying.
Go download it now for £1.49. Seriously. You won’t be disappointed.